Friaday January 22, 2009

People were unloading items from a vehicle at 3:30 a.m. It was their car.

Monday January 18, 2010

-Around 7 p.m., a 57-year-old male accidentally drank a chalky substance he thought was Gatorade and was having terrible stomach pains.

-A caller wanted to know whether it would be considered theft if someone found a hide-a-key located on his vehicle and took the vehicle.

- A deputy stopped and spoke with two males at 4 a.m. about improper gestures that were directed at the deputy. When asked why he displayed the sign, one of the males said that he did not like law enforcement because they stop him for no reason. It was explained that making gestures like he did would only bring more attention from law enforcement.

Friday January 15, 2010

-Police found that the “obscenely obsessive noise” reportedly coming from a “big yellow piece of equipment” was due to a truck removing snow on South Third Avenue around 5:30 a.m.

-A 22-year-old woman was arrested after stealing a bag of chips, a bottle of Mountain Dew and a basket of other groceries from a store on South 23rd Avenue.

Wednesday Juanuary 13, 2010

-A dispatcher heard only giggling during two 911 hang-up calls.

-A woman complained that her neighbor’s dog was using her lawn as a “dropping ground.”

Friday December 18, 2009

-A samurai sword and a double-edged sword as well as a pair of pants used for sword fighting were stolen from a home on North Willson Avenue.

-A young “kind of jittery” cow was in the middle of Frontage Road around 9 a.m.

Wednesday December 16, 2009

-A man called police around 7:30 p.m. to find out what happened earlier in the day. He had been arrested for driving under the influence but “claimed he didn’t remember.”

-A woman asked police to get her driver’s license number for her because she was at a video rental store and couldn’t remember it. “She was told that wasn’t what the police do.”

Tuesday December 15, 2009

- A deputy investigating a report of “mysterious” and “huge” animal prints in snow discovered they were “actually the four feet of a bounding deer. After the bounding was completed, the deer began to walk and the huge tracks became normal size again.”