Friday December 18, 2009

-A samurai sword and a double-edged sword as well as a pair of pants used for sword fighting were stolen from a home on North Willson Avenue.

-A young “kind of jittery” cow was in the middle of Frontage Road around 9 a.m.

Wednesday December 16, 2009

-A man called police around 7:30 p.m. to find out what happened earlier in the day. He had been arrested for driving under the influence but “claimed he didn’t remember.”

-A woman asked police to get her driver’s license number for her because she was at a video rental store and couldn’t remember it. “She was told that wasn’t what the police do.”

Tuesday December 15, 2009

- A deputy investigating a report of “mysterious” and “huge” animal prints in snow discovered they were “actually the four feet of a bounding deer. After the bounding was completed, the deer began to walk and the huge tracks became normal size again.”

Wednesday December 9, 2009

Sorry folks. The Bozeman Police reports have been a bit of dry place for comic crime events lately.
If you have a chance...try to get to Bozeman and try to make the reports this month. The blog is counting on you. I'm not encouraging crime, but we all know it really does not take a crime to make the reports. Be creative.

In the mean time...come on Bozeman. I know it's cold out....but your folly is sanity to many of us who rely on the perspective you give.

If you feel called in this dry season, please post your personal all time favorite BPR entry in the comments area.

Merry Christmas to all! frombozeman

Friday December 4, 2009

- A woman called to turn herself in after admitting she stole her mother’s checkbook.